(Source: fuckyeahsubversivekawaii)

elderknightofblood:

HEY NOW. I’M NOT A STRIDER. THERE’S NO IRONY HERE, SO FEEL FREE TO TAKE YOUR FALSE ACCUSATIONS AND STICK THEM WHERE THE MOONS DON’T SHINE.

I WON’T DISAGREE WITH THIS PART THOUGH.

i’m sorry karkat, but your sense of humor has been infected with striderism. there is no cure.

(Source: windscion)

You know you’ve been playing a John muse for too long when…

You recoil from someone offering to share their peanuts with you when you yourself have no peanut allergy.

This also applies to playing a Jake English muse.

elderknightofblood:

YOU KNEW THE RISKS WHEN YOU SIGNED ON, SO YOU HAVE ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME. d.B

it’s too late for me now. all i can do is hate your stupid, awful sense of humor that is only ironically funny.

oh, and that other stuff, that other stuff is good, too.

(Source: windscion)

elderknightofblood:

AGAIN WITH THE DELUSIONS? YOU REALLY SHOULD GET HELP FOR YOUR CONDITION. 

it’s what i get for dating you. :p

(Source: windscion)

tricksterbert:

windscion:

how does loli keep finding people to buy thin things?

i don’t find them.
they find me.

lucky bastard. :p

elderknightofblood:

NO ONE IS LAUGHING AT HOW DUMB I’M NOT. IT’S GENUINE MIRTH THEY ARE EXPRESSING AT MY SUPREME TALENT AT BEING HUMOROUS.

and we’re back to being delusional. that was a nice little break.

(Source: windscion)

how does loli keep finding people to buy thin things?

elderknightofblood:

LET’S SEE, I’M NOT SEEING ANYONE LAUGHING AT THE THINGS YOU SAY. AND I GET LAUGHS ON A DAILY BASIS. YUP. MY THEORY TOTALLY CHECKS OUT.

people laughing at how dumb you are isn’t the same as being funny!

(Source: windscion)

windscion sent:

tricksterbert:

dude that picture of your balls will haunt my nightmares.