I’M GLAD YOU ARE, JONNAH REALLY I AM.
IT’S GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN MEETING ALL YOUR ALTERNATES, I’M SURE.
THOUGH I GOTTA SAY, ABOUT THIS KADE THING
KADE IS DEFINITELY NEW.
I’VE HEARD OF SHITTY NAMES BEFORE, LIKE KARL OF ALL THINGS, BUT KADE IS LIKE A FRESH BLOWN FART.
karl?
hehehe, that’s so dumb.
do all humans have such stupid names?
THE KIND OF STUPID NAME YOU’RE GOING TO PROBABLY SEE A WHOLE LOT MORE OF.
YES, ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF PEOPLE DO EXIST HAVE FUN WITH THAT.
roast.
hahaha!
were your ears burning?
no, it’s a term for when you insult or get somebody.
that’s not that i’m asking at all, wow.
tell me, what’s your name?
THE KIND OF STUPID NAME YOU’RE GOING TO PROBABLY SEE A WHOLE LOT MORE OF.
YES, ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF PEOPLE DO EXIST HAVE FUN WITH THAT.
roast.
hahaha!
were your ears burning?
THE KIND OF STUPID NAME YOU’RE GOING TO PROBABLY SEE A WHOLE LOT MORE OF.
YES, ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF PEOPLE DO EXIST HAVE FUN WITH THAT.
wow great.
i’m so looking forward to that
really.
no really.
what kind of stupid ass name is “john”?
what, that’s a really dumb name.
and i know about alternate timelines but not alternate versions of people, that just puts a whole other dimension of crazy stupid weird to this whole thing.
so now not only do i have to look for my friends in a sea of timeline alternates, but i’m probably going to run into alternate version of themselves, too?
Valentines - RMWT version
adsjfhfsd can you imagine Hemogoblin’s reaction to this if it happened I mean come on I would kiss heir and cry the fuck out someone hold me I have too much feels *deep intake of breath*
Happy OTP day.
vantas? oh my gog, you are kade, but like… a kade that’s part troll, part absurdly powerful lusus!
but yeah, i think i can remember the name karsprite.
i’m jonnah.
not you apparently!
you just have the same face that’s all
but you have horns like a troll, so that’s extra weird, plus you look like you were prototyped with jaidyn’s lusus… which is especially extra weird.
nevermind, doesn’t matter.
hello!
Anyways, almost 2 sweeps ago now you played a game called SGRUB with all your friends, though it's only been about half a sweep since you beat the game with the help of this pale, squishy alien companions that you sort of created called HUMANS. At first you thought that beating the game would cause a HARD RESET bringing you back to the beginning before you ever played the game at all. But that doesn't seem to be the case anymore.
You don't know where you are right now, and you haven't been able to located any of your friends.
What will you do?
(independent troll!John blog)
