thekidshouldseethis:

Covered with bunnies on Japan’s Rabbit Island.

Watch the video.

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#nsfw ish

elderknightofblood:

"Sometimes the best products are just thrown together. If you think this one needs an owner’s manual, perhaps you should author it yourself." This half of the experience is never going to die. It’s way too much fun.

You hum at him, a sound just below a murr when he scrapes his claws again. “Maybe you should remove some of the covers if you want to abuse the cushion like that then.” You’ve managed to get yourself somewhat back into character. Good for you.

"All right. If you’re sure." He is so easy. When he spurs you on, you shift the hand on his side back to his stomach, still pressing down somewhat. You trail back down his next and across his shoulder down toward his collar bone. You may engage in a little more cheating by squeezing at his chest again, but naturally you were just adjusting your grip. Nothing more.

"Now what sort of customer satisfaction am I supposed to be getting if I have to write the owner’s manual myself. Already unable to live up to it’s boast. How sad." Neither one of you was given in on this, and it was getting really ridiculous.

You chuckle breathlessly. “So you’d rather I damage the cushion than it’s covers which can be easily replaced?” But you do lift his shirt up before scratching back over his sides.

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(Source: windscion)

elderknightofblood:

YOU HAVE A FUNNY DEFINITION OF POUTING.

i know that you’re pouting, you can deny it all you want.

(Source: darkflights)

elderknightofblood:

windscion:

pfff, hehehe! dork.

YEAH, KEEP SAYING THAT, AND WE’LL SEE IF MY FIST MISSES YOUR COLON.

awww, karkat. don’t pout.

honesty hour, answering everything, nothing deleted

(Source: thedemonsareinsidemyhead)

elderknightofblood:

He’d totally set himself up for that, and you rarely missed the chance to use things like that against him. “That’s because the user is still playing with the basic settings. It’s up to him to up the setting.”

You’re only cheating because you’re being allowed to. Jonnah’s been given many chances to tell you to stop. You’re not sorry he hasn’t taken advantage of them. “Hey. Watch the shirt. I like this thing,” you scold him, partially to cover your own squirming. All the movement was totally his, and you were just protesting possible damage to the garment and not reacting to his actions at all. While you stop your mouth from marking his skin, you leave it in place once again when you speak. “Guess if I’m cheating, I’ll have to stop then.”

You roll your eyes, “I don’t recall anything about settings. And I don’t recall receiving an owner’s manual. Clearly these are all points against it’s favor for not being a very well thought out product.” 

You huff when he chastises you for his shirt, only pulled at the material with your claws, scraping them over his skin enough to raise welts. It does occur to you that you could tell Karkat to stop at any moment and he probably would… but the fact of the matter is that you don’t want to. A fact that becomes all too apparent when Karkat stops teasing you with his mouth, gasping and wiggling your hips more desperately. “N-no…! No, don’t stop!”

You were too easy…

(Source: windscion)

elderknightofblood:

windscion:

you don’t remember what an asshole is?

SHUT IT. I MISSED THE COLON IN THAT SENTENCE.

pfff, hehehe! dork.

the cover is a picture of a puppet. so it’ll either be terrifying or just really bad! watch at your own risk!

elderknightofblood:

windscion:

which brings us back the beginning: asshole. :B

I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT THAT IS.

you don’t remember what an asshole is?